Malty

Hey crushes

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:59:49 -0800

Hey crushes

Three birds one stone

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:12:00 -0800

I started volunteering for this auction for these simple reasons
1. volunteering makes me feel good
2. gets me an excuse to do art again
3. I can wear my fancy shoes at the art auction.

Issac made me see New Moon with him last night

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:21:35 -0800

SPOILER ALERT!!

these movies suck.

There has been countless times where I have stayed in my car to...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:18:31 -0800

There has been countless times where I have stayed in my car to belt out the last end of this song. Its not pretty but it is pretty epic.

"As I reclaimed my personal booth at the cafe of diminished expectations, all I had to do was ask..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:12:09 -0800

“As I reclaimed my personal booth at the cafe of diminished expectations, all I had to do was ask myself one simple question: What would Jesus NOT do?”

- choke

Foam heart in Esteban’s beer

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:17:04 -0800

Foam heart in Esteban’s beer

40 years too soon

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:33:27 -0800

This morning I decided that I looked adorable in my heather grey beret. I walked to working thinking about how much I love my hat and how my coworkers will probably remark on how cute it is. Until I got to work and saw that two of my older coworkers were also wearing berets…

It ight be time to put the beret back into the drawer

"What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:28:58 -0800

“What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!”

- Jesus: The Big Lebowski

I forgot to do a GPOYW… so heres me, trying to fix my...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:13:26 -0800

I forgot to do a GPOYW… so heres me, trying to fix my contact but failing (see my red eye)

they are starting to put the tree together at the square. Tis...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:20:24 -0800

they are starting to put the tree together at the square. Tis the season to take apart and reassemble a tree for your enjoyment.

"Masochism is a valuable job skill."

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:22:09 -0800

“Masochism is a valuable job skill.”

- Choke

Sister's Rules

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:06:15 -0800

always grab a cookie for now and one for the road
always poop with socks on
sleeves just get in the way of eating
keep one ‘fat’ mirror and one ‘skinny’ mirror, so you can look at one and then the other before and after working out

"Yeah yeah Jesus, I’m sayin’ - we can… stop, get pancakes and then we’ll get..."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:53:08 -0800

“Yeah yeah Jesus, I’m sayin’ - we can… stop, get pancakes and then we’ll get laid, alright?”

- Carl Showalter: Fargo

aaannnaaa: Specially for you Kay! hennypotter: guinness gasm....

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:05:22 -0800

aaannnaaa:

Specially for you Kay!

hennypotter:

guinness gasm. cupcakes made with beer. beer cupcakes for the win.

WIN

"I love making the same mistakes over and over and over and having a different soundtrack each time...."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:04:09 -0800

“I love making the same mistakes over and over and over and having a different soundtrack each time. and I love looking at things. and forgetting my dreams. and starting things out completely the wrong way.”

- C

I adore him

Schwarz Brewed by:Heater Allen Brewing Oregon, United...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:21:16 -0800

Schwarz

Brewed by:
Heater Allen Brewing
Oregon, United States

Style: Schwarzbier
ABV: 4.80% ABV

yum, black beer

Brutal Bitter Ale want. Brewed by:Rogue Ales Brewery Oregon,...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:19:00 -0800

Brutal Bitter Ale

want.

Brewed by:
Rogue Ales Brewery
Oregon, United States

Style: Extra Special
ABV: 6.50%

Things That Freak Me Out

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:19:09 -0800

-fast moving spiders

- the smell of spit

-checking my bank account

Confession: I still use the ‘bunny ear’ tie method to tie my...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:18:17 -0800

Confession:

I still use the ‘bunny ear’ tie method to tie my shoes. I never want to grow up

I have a huge crush on Ryan Dunn. My father hates the boys I...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:14:10 -0800

I have a huge crush on Ryan Dunn.

My father hates the boys I have crushes on…