Malty

Hi.

Malty is for my love of beer.
I'm a Portland girl, born & raised.
I have a desk job.
I get distracted easily .



I Like-
cake.
beer.
dry crisp weather.
new shoes.
my cat, Rubix Cube.

I Dislike-
The sound of vomiting.
rudeness.
hair spray in my mouth.
People who tell me off via email and don't grammar/spell check first.


I hope-
To graduate soon.
To travel more.
To read more.
To see more.
To be more.




solazzok@gmail.com
July 17
eatsleepdraw: Lazy at the Pump -Hunson N. (I think Oregon and New Jersey are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.) Yesterday my sister and I drove out to Washington to pick up a trunk I bought off of CL (Its pretty sweet). On on way back, my sister started to panic, “o shit! we got to get out of here now!! Like, RIGHT NOW!” I asked her whats wrong. Jill-“We need to get back to Portland, my gas light just went on and I dont know how to pump my own gas!!” Me- “Me either!! Lets get outta here!” We are pathetic.

eatsleepdraw:

Lazy at the Pump

-Hunson N.

(I think Oregon and New Jersey are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.)

Yesterday my sister and I drove out to Washington to pick up a trunk I bought off of CL (Its pretty sweet). On on way back, my sister started to panic, “o shit! we got to get out of here now!! Like, RIGHT NOW!”
I asked her whats wrong.
Jill-“We need to get back to Portland, my gas light just went on and I dont know how to pump my own gas!!”
Me- “Me either!! Lets get outta here!”

We are pathetic.

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