Malty

Hi.

Malty is for my love of beer.
I'm a Portland girl, born & raised.
I have a desk job.
I get distracted easily .



I Like-
cake.
beer.
dry crisp weather.
new shoes.
my cat, Rubix Cube.

I Dislike-
The sound of vomiting.
rudeness.
hair spray in my mouth.
People who tell me off via email and don't grammar/spell check first.


I hope-
To graduate soon.
To travel more.
To read more.
To see more.
To be more.




solazzok@gmail.com

No One Can Yawn Pretty

It just cannot be done. Wide open mouth creates a double chin. One eye gets bigger then the other. Sometime you make a funny noise from the back of your throat (so weird it actually surprises yourself). Plus there is the scrunching of your face.

Yawning cannot be cute.

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