Things I learned about my coworkers
When manager leaves, coworker blasts country music and I learn how small this room is exactly.
Never tell your coworkers about your broken toe; they will compare it to an ingrown toe nail and its NOT the same. And that information is too gross to process with a hungover stomach.
My office nemesis also likes country music, how fitting.
The phrase “don’t shoot the messenger” doesn’t sit well with most secretaries when I am that messenger.