‘Danger’ is my middle name… kinda
- Nerf: Have you met our new messenger? His name is Toddy Danger.
- Me: His last name is Danger??
- Nerf: yep.
- Me: Well I guess now I *have* to make out with him
- Nerf: …well he legally changed his name to Danger.
- Me: Thats lame! Punch him in the throat!