This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
Kids with side rat tails ( I saw so many of them at the starfuckers concert and it made me vomit)
Kids not wearing suspenders correctly (concert again)
Girl at my sister’s office who has ‘Mattel’ tattooed to the bottom of her foot because ‘she’s a barbie’
Mike P. (for being a dick)
My favorite sandals that just broke
Cellulite
People who want me to buy them a beer but when I say my tab is open they would rather me get up and get them a beer then get off of their lazy ass to get the beer I’m paying for.