People/Things I want to Punch in the Throat

  • Kids with side rat tails ( I saw so many of them at the starfuckers concert and it made me vomit)
  • Kids not wearing suspenders correctly (concert again)
  • Girl at my sister’s office who has ‘Mattel’ tattooed to the bottom of her foot because ‘she’s a barbie’
  • Mike P. (for being a dick)
  • My favorite sandals that just broke
  • Cellulite
  • People who want me to buy them a beer but when I say my tab is open they would rather me get up and get them a beer then get off of their lazy ass to get the beer I’m paying for.  

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