Malty

Hi.

Malty is for my love of beer.
I'm a Portland girl, born & raised.
I have a desk job.
I get distracted easily .



I Like-
cake.
beer.
dry crisp weather.
new shoes.
my cat, Rubix Cube.

I Dislike-
The sound of vomiting.
rudeness.
hair spray in my mouth.
People who tell me off via email and don't grammar/spell check first.


I hope-
To graduate soon.
To travel more.
To read more.
To see more.
To be more.




solazzok@gmail.com
wearevagabonds:

pinkhotel:

Hey Laura, remember this?
You probably don’t, but you brought this beer back from San Fran for me 2 years ago. Not this exact beer that I’m holding, but well, you get the picture.

I do remember!  ‘Tis the best beer in the world.  I do have to give my brother credit for bringing Anchor Steam into my life.

I want someone to bring me beer

wearevagabonds:

pinkhotel:

Hey Laura, remember this?

You probably don’t, but you brought this beer back from San Fran for me 2 years ago. Not this exact beer that I’m holding, but well, you get the picture.

I do remember! ‘Tis the best beer in the world. I do have to give my brother credit for bringing Anchor Steam into my life.

I want someone to bring me beer

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On Countdown tonight, Keith Olbermann offered a “Special Comment” about Sarah Palin’s remarks that Obama was “pallin’ around with terrorists.”
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don’t you?
don’t you?
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Happy Birthday Matt
Happy Birthday Matt
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magicmolly:

Q: What if you are stressed and it is too early for a beer?
A: Squeeze Wonderbread into a nugget.

Molly, I love your tumblr… but your answer is sad/wrong. Its never too early!

magicmolly:

Q: What if you are stressed and it is too early for a beer?

A: Squeeze Wonderbread into a nugget.

Molly, I love your tumblr… but your answer is sad/wrong. Its never too early!

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Hooch

“man, I need to lay off the hooch.” Matt.

Hooch is a colloquial nickname for an illegally distilled corn or grain-based alcoholic beverage, also known as moonshine, PGA (pure grain alcohol), or creek water. The creators and imbibers of hooch generally understand the relative inferiority of the product compared to aged whiskeys, but it’s a risk they are willing to take for an inexpensive intoxicant. Hooch production usually begins under cover of darkness, as the distiller creates a mash of corn, sugar, water and active yeast in a large copper pot. The interaction between the yeast and the sugars converts a portion of the mash to ethanol, the basic form of alcohol present in all consumable alcoholic beverages.

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Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson
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Bridgeport’s Haymaker and hanging out with Mike McCarthy couldn’t have made my Tuesday any better. I strongly recommend this beer if you day needs a pick me up.
Haymaker is a refreshing, extra pale ale that is simply sunshine in a bottle! It’s a distinct blend of four malts and three varieties of hops that create a slightly complex, crisp and bright ale. So enjoy often and “Make Hay!”
ABV 5.3%
Original Gravity 12.8

Bridgeport’s Haymaker and hanging out with Mike McCarthy couldn’t have made my Tuesday any better. I strongly recommend this beer if you day needs a pick me up.

Haymaker is a refreshing, extra pale ale that is simply sunshine in a bottle! It’s a distinct blend of four malts and three varieties of hops that create a slightly complex, crisp and bright ale. So enjoy often and “Make Hay!”

ABV 5.3%

Original Gravity 12.8

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GPOYW playing my favorite feature in my apartment.Old School Phone!! It used to be connected to my call box, but now all it does it buzz the guy living in the old maintenance quarters in the basement. He may or may not hate me.*

*he may

GPOYW playing my favorite feature in my apartment.Old School Phone!! It used to be connected to my call box, but now all it does it buzz the guy living in the old maintenance quarters in the basement. He may or may not hate me.*

*he may

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buchino:
How is Portland not the greatest city on Earth right now? Everything from Little Beirut status to the 30+ local breweries to the saturation of bicycles to the go-green attitude to the indie music to the Blazer’s Spanish Armada (Rudy Fernández pictured above) to the beardy awesomeness kinda makes me love this city at least |<———this——much———>|.
Agreed!

buchino:

How is Portland not the greatest city on Earth right now? Everything from Little Beirut status to the 30+ local breweries to the saturation of bicycles to the go-green attitude to the indie music to the Blazer’s Spanish Armada (Rudy Fernández pictured above) to the beardy awesomeness kinda makes me love this city at least |<———this——much———>|.

Agreed!

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theloveyturtle:

Longest day of my life. I need a beer a keg.
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The firm I work for is located in a building full of tech geeks. And not the ironic hipster tech geeks. But the northwest tech geeks who wear socks with their birks (birkenstocks). Their conversations always amazes* me. Like today, instead of saying ‘I emailed the guy and he got back to me in about three minutes.’ They say, ’ I wrote him out an email and he replied exactly 180 seconds later.’

*frustrates

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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
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