Hi.
Malty is for my love of beer.
I'm a Portland girl, born & raised.
I have a desk job.
I get distracted easily .
I Like-
cake.
beer.
dry crisp weather.
new shoes.
my cat, Rubix Cube.
I Dislike-
The sound of vomiting.
rudeness.
hair spray in my mouth.
People who tell me off via email and don't grammar/spell check first.
I hope-
To graduate soon.
To travel more.
To read more.
To see more.
To be more.
solazzok@gmail.com
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On Countdown tonight, Keith Olbermann offered a “Special Comment” about Sarah Palin’s remarks that Obama was “pallin’ around with terrorists.”
“man, I need to lay off the hooch.” Matt.
Hooch is a colloquial nickname for an illegally distilled corn or grain-based alcoholic beverage, also known as moonshine, PGA (pure grain alcohol), or creek water. The creators and imbibers of hooch generally understand the relative inferiority of the product compared to aged whiskeys, but it’s a risk they are willing to take for an inexpensive intoxicant. Hooch production usually begins under cover of darkness, as the distiller creates a mash of corn, sugar, water and active yeast in a large copper pot. The interaction between the yeast and the sugars converts a portion of the mash to ethanol, the basic form of alcohol present in all consumable alcoholic beverages.

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Homer Simpson
The firm I work for is located in a building full of tech geeks. And not the ironic hipster tech geeks. But the northwest tech geeks who wear socks with their birks (birkenstocks). Their conversations always amazes* me. Like today, instead of saying ‘I emailed the guy and he got back to me in about three minutes.’ They say, ’ I wrote him out an email and he replied exactly 180 seconds later.’
*frustrates
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella