2008

It’s a scientific way of saying “that’s...

maltman: Did you know: Miller beer recycles 99.9% of...

My tale of woe

Before I make my horrible confession let me just say that I don’t have cable TV, OK? I’m...

I don’t know about you, but I always struggle with...

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh... well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

mimilachula: My red stripes are brassy today. I don’t know if that makes sense to anyone, but beer...

Used Condoms Reborn As Hair/Rubber Bands

Today has been a long day. I could go for both of these

Listen

Pearls before Swine (and me) Clearly its a slow work day

“Make beer, not bombs!”
— supply store, “The Beer...

Mt. Shasta Abner Weed Amber Ale Brewed by:Mount Shasta ...

Its not a farm of little people, Mother

I had dinner with my mother yesterday, painful but I got to drink on her dime so it all worked out...

wearevagabonds: pinkhotel: Hey Laura, remember this? You...

don’t you?

Happy Birthday Matt

magicmolly: Q: What if you are stressed and it is too early...

Hooch

“man, I need to lay off the hooch.” Matt. Hooch is a colloquial nickname for an...

“Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s...”
— Homer Simpson

Bridgeport’s Haymaker and hanging out with Mike...

GPOYW playing my favorite feature in my apartment.Old School...

buchino: How is Portland not the greatest city on Earth...

theloveyturtle: Longest day of my life. I need a beer a keg.

The firm I work for is located in a building full of tech geeks. And not the ironic hipster tech...

(via)

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
— Catherine Zandonella

Moose Drool reminds me of Mikeys Idaho wedding this past...

Cheers

Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Pearls Before Swine

I have Country Road stuck in my head

shorterexcerpts:via lilasflowers.com delivery of Flowers and...

“I can’t tell if the boy is my class is deaf or French....”
— Molly

Its that time again

People/Things That Should Get Punched in the Throat People who say literally too much Coworker...

“Hi, Kaylinn, its your Mother. You better be alive. I had a...”
— My mom called me last night...

N/A Beer Review By Mills

(Mills and I emailed a bit about non-alcoholic beer. I don’t know much about it-because I have...

leecoleman: Malty brought up Pumpkin Ales and I thought I’d...

Since everyone else is talking about it

I went for a run on Saturday to Molly’s house. I woke up on this morning so freaking sore....

New Beligum 1554 Matt and I drank this Saturday night…...

http://beeradvocate.com/

dreamweaver: note found on my kitchen table left by...

Brooklyn BreweryNew York, United StatesStyle: Pumpkin Ale...

Pumpkin Ales

Its October so let the Pumpkin Ales begin! Wanna know how they make the madness? well here’s a...

sqpeg: Yoings Double Chocolate Stout. Like a meal in a can.

seriouslythough: Drunk tumbling is bad. So why am I still doing it?

Portland Rain

Yes. Puddle stomping in my new Hunter rain boots! Sweet

saramcpherson: Now that times’re tough regarding the economy...

dear malty...

fairlyoddmuse: your beer blogging is getting silly* …. i say you start a blog for beer (which i...

“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like...”
— Capital Brewery, Middleton,...

Joe Sixpack

Sunshine Wheat Beer Brewed by:New Belgium Brewing...

Fun Fact:

figout: The temperature at which an object stops becoming magnetic is called the Curie...

theloveyturtle: Casualties of the debate.

A SHOUT-OUT??!??!?!!? WHO IS SHE,...

(via carmenmariah) I didn’t know I was watching TRL

I got some beer help from Cary Randolph. Here’s some...

Tumblr Number?

I don’t know why.. but I really don’t care. Is it suppose to prove something that I...

maltman: !!! duuwha!? this is awesome

“No Lois, I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from...”
— Peter (Family Guy)

leecoleman: Pyramid’s Thunderbird IPA: the best beer to...

sharingtime: Malty inspired me to write a review of a...

Hale’s El Jefe Weizen A lot of beer fans just don’t like...

Beer Can House “Some people say this is sculpture but I...

Beer lable quiz

alancassinelli: Though must say this prayer before yee drink...

rustbeard:thingpart: Problem-Solving Robot

katieschenk: I think I knitted a koozie. Jealous!

“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol...”
— Unknown (via theloveyturtle)

wednesday pic

Shower with a beer. Could there be anything more delightful? Off to PSU for an art showing. Should...

“Well I’m gonna go have a heart attack and a beer.”
— the 700 level (via...

ryanluce:michelenicole:imkevin: Hop Obama. I gotta find...

“I drink to make other people interesting.”
— George Jean Nathan

Don’t Worry…

orchidnoire:nevermindthebolex: Beverlyhasablog  How to Drink...

Man and Alcohol

unicorn vs narwhal who would win?

“I need you to be committed to me and also to sign this...”
— Lee

Sierra Nevada Anniversary Ale (what I’m enjoying right...

every morning when I get to work I look up and see this....

butterflyeffect: sonyamcneil: Some new book ideas for the...

buchino:

Sammy tried out the Smuttynose Pale Ale. Here’s a bit...

Back to School With Beer

June 29, 2001 — Beginning this September, schoolchildren in the Limburg province of Belgium...

Crucial Update.

jennabee: The Trader Joe’s Roasted Vegetable Enchilada is motherfucking delicious. I am not usually...

I can’t drink Bloody Marys (sorry Jessica) and I’m not allowed to drink champagne...

American Amber Ale Style: Amber Ale       Food Pairing:...

sofirofi: carmenmariah: via

“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
— Tom Peters (via simko)

until: mmmm straw?

bagcoffee: Snuff

Meet me Thursday, October 2McMenamins and CBS/KOIN local 6 present…VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATETelevised...

took the day off to paint my apt and drink beers

Im back in JR high....

laydown: So, cutting beer (sorry Malty) mostly out of my diet, Ive noticed that I lost a little...

“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t...”
— Homer Simpson

duplo: New kitten! As of yet unnamed. He is seriously...

sarahchristine: (via melissawalker)

stupid saying

i drank beer before liquor and I have never been sicker! my head hurts sooooo fucking bad

sazerac: Drank tall boys yesterday to ignore politics and...

bagcoffee: In ur 12 pack drinkin ur beerz

happycap: Living on top of a bar is like living above the tree house you had when you were a kid. ...

I see this on my bike rides crosing the bride to the east...

My mom gave me my old grey sweatshirt back that I used to wear back when I was in grade school and I...

Beer turns men into women....

“It’s the Eastbank Esplanade, not the Tour De France.”
— Shelby Wood, refering to the...

Countless times my mom and I have snuck an ice cold Mac into...

peterwknox: adamgotterer: The new beer room at Bowery Whole...

warming the house

I’m going to a house warming party on Saturday for Carrie and Lindsay. These girls are great....

malty I need a new beer!

katethegreat: i need a low calorie beer recommendation - it only has to be semi-ok for me to...

sporting my osu sweatshirt because…. you know…...

Those Trojans

shorterexcerpts: Just could never penetrate that strong Beaver defense. nice one Will

6 different beers… hum

dont hate me

shorterexcerpts: malty: But I’m an OSU girl Beavers or Buckeyes? Beavs

Forgot my wed pic. So here’s my work elevator picture...

“I hate her so much. She makes me want to poop just so I can...”
— (sister) Jill- about palin

The 86 Rules of Boozing

I’m taking a three day weekend, which means more drinking. Want to share your thoughts about...

 the patron saint of brewers the Austrian, St. Arnold,...

Gas Mask

Jesus Christ! One of the attorneys wears so much goddamn calongne that I cant even think straight....

Today I decided to look at my drinking past and remembered...

Charlie Bartlett going to watch it later

Malty?

figout: Beer Wheel. Awesome

broken record

hamburgerskeleton: we have one woman brewer.she has risen to the top very quickly.partly due to...

O Insert Button How I Hate You

You worthless piece of plastic. Who even uses you anyways? Every now and then I accidentally hit you...

broken record

hamburgerskeleton: malty: I need a new job wanna work at the brewery ? yes.

“I don’t need a nicotine patch, Penny, I smoke...”
— Kay Eiffel (stranger than...

Whoa, I just found out that David Foster Wallace died. It was apparent suicide. How sad.

Question:

notthatkindagay: peterwknox: ardenashley: What kind of bear is best? FACT: Black Bear Dead...

Taybeh Bottle: Unpasteurised.5.2% ABV. A distinctively...

Beer Holster (not sexy)

My necklace I’m wearing today. Alex found this for me...

mom, how could you?

I told my mother she was only allowed to have my gmail account as long as she doesnt send me...

Beer Ice Cream Ben & Jerry’s Black and Tan Ice...

American Psycho The Musical

sharingtime: Oh, Ace. I miss the night we spent together,...

Listen

leecoleman: We have left dalas and anja for a couple of...

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when...”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

“Soy un perdedor”
— Beck

classic

Beer Jelly (?!?!) We’ve all been in this situation: You’ve...

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks...”
— Humphrey Bogart

The Fart Party