Malty

Hi.
Malty is for my love of beer

I Like-
cake
beer
dry crisp weather
new shoes
my cat, Rubix Cube

I Dislike-
The sound of vomiting
rudeness
hair spray in my mouth
People who tell me off via email and don't grammar/spell check first

I hope-
To graduate soon
To travel more
To read more
To see more
To be more

solazzok@gmail.com

Is anyone doing something cool for the fourth? and can I tag along?

I’ll bring beer!

Forced entry

Kevin is making me post… but I dont wanna…

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tightgrip:

The Watson Twins - Just Like Heaven (The Cure Cover)

This is…nice…mellow to say the least.

simply lovely

She found me!

My mom figured out my work email. I have gotten three chain letters. One Mary Kay party invite. Two ‘just checking in’ emails. I didn’t realize why I keep my email addresses from her… until now.

At least she still hasn’t figured out how to text.

Nooooooo Its NOT me!

SP: just looked up something curious
did you know
that your default username for almost everything
is takne in flickr
by someone who posted 11 photographs of....
wait for it
James Blunt
Me: for the love of god, I'm so embarrassed

the steps of a good day

a) Good music. The kind you sing loudly in the car thinking no one can hear you.

b) Bright shoes. Someone somewhere will point them out and compliment you. Instantly making you feel special.

mallisser:

Mussels & beer anyone?

yes please

I cannot stop (ugly) yawning.

livejamie:

Portland (via bnzai9)

July 2

“ Now, remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide. The blue fairy in PINOCCHIO

No One Can Yawn Pretty

It just cannot be done. Wide open mouth creates a double chin. One eye gets bigger then the other. Sometime you make a funny noise from the back of your throat (so weird it actually surprises yourself). Plus there is the scrunching of your face.

Yawning cannot be cute.

overit:

carolynannahall:

The French and their ability to work a scarf like nothing else. via garance doré » cuir véritable

This is so hot.