surf board outside of Nikki and Dave’s place
surf board outside of Nikki and Dave’s place
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This is for the guy who hit me with his car
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Kids today...

  • (blasting music)
  • Molly’s Mom: Molly, your record is skipping!
  • Molly: No its not! Its called ‘dance music’, mom!
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I love you too, Bob.
I love you too, Bob.
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Bike and beers
Bike and beers
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The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It’s all relative to the size of your steeple
You can’t see the forest for the trees
You can’t smell your own shit on your knees

‘The Beautiful People’ Marilyn Manson.

To KrisPayne, because its so hard being beautiful. xoxo

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Brutal Bitter Ale
Drank a lot of Brutal this weekend. I love the grapefruit aftertaste.
Brewed by:Rogue Ales Brewery Oregon, United StatesStyle: Extra Special / Strong Bitter ABV: 6.50% ABV

Brutal Bitter Ale

Drank a lot of Brutal this weekend. I love the grapefruit aftertaste.

Brewed by:
Rogue Ales Brewery
Oregon, United States

Style: Extra Special / Strong Bitter
ABV: 6.50% ABV

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Don't Call Me 'Sweetheart'

On Friday Becca, Molly and I rode our bikes out to Sauvies (the white trash Hamptons of Oregon) and had a great time. Beers, dried mangos and then sun. It was a great day. Biked basically 30 miles and a block away from my apartment I get hit by a fucking car?! Are you kidding me?

I was in the bike lane, the light turned green I continued my way straight when a truck turned right into me. I was hit my the side of his car and held on to his side mirror when I felt myself and my bike being pushed up the bed of his truck. He finally stops after me screaming repeatly ‘fucking-a, fucking-a’. I jump back from the truck, he rolls down his window and says,” Sweetheart, the light was green.”
I know the light was green. I had the rightofway. He didn’t have his blinker on. HE WAS THE ONE THAT HIT ME.
“Calm down, sweetheart” he says to me as I’m crying/yelling at him he could have killed me after he ADMITTED he didn’t look for any bikes when he turned. Naturally I scream at him, “Don’t call me sweetheart, I’m not your fucking sweetheart!”

I tried to get his information but he sped off. a hit and run?! classy. I’m fine other then a shoulder bruised and another person to mark on my throat punching list.

I walked my bike home and called my mom, who I haven’t spoken to in 3 weeks.

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Molly, Becca and I rode out to Sauvies on Friday.  We are claimed our spot with bikes.
Molly, Becca and I rode out to Sauvies on Friday.  We are claimed our spot with bikes.
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Just got back from the beach. Even after my shower, I still smell like camp fire.
Just got back from the beach. Even after my shower, I still smell like camp fire.
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On Drinking (Part 1)

whokilled:

I think it’s telling that Ernest Hemingway killed himself after being sober for two months.
Reblogged from Who Killed Tumblr?
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Roman Candle
INGREDIENTS :3 oz. Three-O Berry Vodka½ Oz. Cranberry JuiceDash of Grenadine½ oz. Blue Curacao
Shake vodka, cranberry juice and grenadine in a shaker with ice. Strain into martini glass. Pour Blue Curaçao gently down the side of the glass so it comes to settle on the bottom.

Roman Candle

INGREDIENTS :
3 oz. Three-O Berry Vodka
½ Oz. Cranberry Juice
Dash of Grenadine
½ oz. Blue Curacao

Shake vodka, cranberry juice and grenadine in a shaker with ice. Strain into martini glass. Pour Blue Curaçao gently down the side of the glass so it comes to settle on the bottom.

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duplo:

Apparently July is Oregon Craft Brew Month! I’ll drink to that!
 Cheers!

duplo:

Apparently July is Oregon Craft Brew Month! I’ll drink to that!

 Cheers!

Reblogged from Jessica C.
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three50eight:
I just noticed that bd wong was in jurassic park.  woaaah
 Hello Asian Val Kilmer

three50eight:

I just noticed that bd wong was in jurassic park.  woaaah

 Hello Asian Val Kilmer

Reblogged from dongle extraordinaire
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